Don’t be the guest who rearranges the furniture
Simple house rules. Break them and we show you the door.
Be a person. First names, not funnels. No pitching, no crypto sermons, no “hey babe.”
Keep it in the room. Don’t drag people to DMs to sell them something. That’s not a bump, that’s a trap.
Quiet Bump is quiet. Celebrate, then hush. The porch can be loud. Study hall cannot.
18+. If you would not say it in someone’s actual kitchen, don’t type it here.
Leave kindly. Ghosting a room is fine. Insulting the room on the way out is not.